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animalstalkinginallcaps:

LINDA, PLEASE. DO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. WE’RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE PARTY. 

IT’S BEEN ALMOST A WEEK. ASIDE FROM THE OBVIOUS DETRIMENT TO YOUR MASCARA IT’S SIMPLY ABSURD FOR YOU TO STILL BE WEEPING OVER TIM’S UNTIMELY DEATH. HE PRONOUNCED ‘HUNDRED’ AS ‘HUNNERT’. HONESTLY, WHAT KIND OF FUTURE COULD YOU HAVE HAD WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT?